JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 20, 2020

We don’t need to worry about criminals stealing the vaccine; the government will misroute it instead!

Little does Hansen know…

I haven’t heard of any vaccine heists yet, but I won’t be at all surprised.

I bet I know who the sister is!

Lets see your plan…Vaccine needs to be at -94 degrees and each package has GPS and temperature monitoring. Don’t know if it has transponders.

But she has already been fired in October? https://www.gocomics.com/jumpstart/2020/10/24?ct=v&cti=116518

Poor Kenny.

Won’t work. Even sealed notes are read by the prison. Convicts have no privacy rights.

Though this strip has lots of logic flaws including ones above (prisoner mail is read, a heist is logistically almost impossible to pull off, etc.), It will be interesting to see how much people pay to jump the line – because that, sadly, may happen.

From what I’ve been reading prisons will achieve head immunity before they can get a vaccine. 50% sick already in some facilities.

Everything is coming together!

Don’t laugh. Cancer medicine has been stolen in Mexico.

Shark, you’re a good man! Aside from robbing people….

Angling for time served for good behavior

Even if a crook could steal the vaccine who would they sell it to? No hospital would buy it in a back alley. The vaccine is free to the public. No market for stolen product.

Sadly, this is too true.

A repeat of a post from Clay Jones:

I am posting a link listing some of the COVID vaccines in development and their status:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/science/coronavirus-vaccine-tracker.html

Looks like someone may have an opportunity to get some time off as a criminal informant…

These people sure has come shady relatives and friends.

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Happy (all 6) Holidays, Spacehoppers!!

You have done VERY well with this one, Robb.

VERY interesting new plot development!

The guys in prison are the ones who are bad at doing crimes. If they were more skilled, they’d get away with it.