Herman by Jim Unger for November 27, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 4 years ago

    Geeze, PETA was mad enough about the turkeys.

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    You could buy turtle soup ingredients and keep it as a pet.

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    M2MM  almost 4 years ago

    YIKES! 8-O

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    No snake hot dogs?

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    admiree2  almost 4 years ago

    We also have a limited supply for the vegetarians. Seeds, nuts, leafy greens…

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    LilyGilder  almost 4 years ago

    Bet this rattles a few cages!

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    ForrestOverin  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, I find this morally gross.

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    ForrestOverin  almost 4 years ago

    “After all three of my aunts moved into my house, my utilities went through the roof. So I decided to open a brothel.”

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    monya_43  almost 4 years ago

    He’s not going to make much money as a diner either I bet.

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    noooo, no puppy pasta!

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    Lecherous  almost 4 years ago

    I love animals. I eat them all the time.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Gasp!

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    “Ah … PETA’s on the phone. They’d like a word with you.”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Do you stock pet cows?

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “There’s room for all God’s creatures . . . right next to the mashed potatoes.”

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    That hamster burger price is outrageous. Hamsters have hardly any meat on them.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    And “ Seed Cake”… what a scam. If he uses some good bread like “ Dave’s Seed Bread on the “ Goldfish on toast”,you already get all the seeds you need.

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    bigheadx Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    6sick, but funny

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    At least the fish is fresh.

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    ars731  almost 4 years ago

    “I wish I had more consumers than that Orange cat through”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Those are some very reasonable prices – he might be onto something!

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    pcmcdonald  almost 4 years ago

    So you can have your pet and eat it too?

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