Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 25, 2020

I think I am Thankful for having an inkling of a sense of humor.

I notice that the expression “I four one” is universally popular. Wonder why though nobody says “I four two” or even “I four five.”

The dangers of Ivory towers….

The Fink should have concluded with “and that this year is almost over!”

Wait til they use the ladder

Some pulpits are like that.

In this dumpster fire of a year it is easy to dwell of all that goes wrong. It is better to think of the stuff that is going right.

We are grateful the DOW hit 30,000 even though people are starving, food lines are long and over 260,000 Americans have died this year plus I won the election by a landslide and will not leave the WhiteHouse. Yes, he does belong on the comic page.

Sometimes the speech of a dictator is inversely proportional to the arm strength of his citizenry. Rotten vegetable and egg supply may have something to do with it also.

Remove the damned comma after “today.” Drunk again!

I guess potato cannons have yet to be invented…

For everyone who yelled HAPPY NEW YEAR!! last Dec 31 eve, you failed. Do a better job for 2021.

As for myself, I’m thankful for slingshots, catapults, and trebuchets.

The fink should be thankful to his small stature. Else flying compliments could have landed perfectly on target.

One of the practical reasons for living in a castle.