That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 19, 2020

The 40th year reunion of Delta House wasn’t as much fun as some hoped it would be.

He was self isolating in the woods for several months and didn’t get a chance to wash his hair.

Getting that jaggedy nightmare out of his hair will be painful.

Early cell phones required a large external antenna. Fortunately, fashion conscious people could weave them into their clothes, like this stylish hat.

That was actually the best item from Leif Erikson‘s garage sale.

When he would rest, he lay the laurel crown down, place his head on it, and rest on his laurels…

Okay, so they looked silly. But when the bows came out he had the tightest curls in the Forum. Even his old pal Brutus was jealous of his locks.

He always had the best clothes, the best women—the best gold leaf diadems. This was the reason a jealous friend,Marc Antony (the double agent in his inner circle), wanted to bury him, not to praise him.

In Rome, if you couldn’t afford a hair transplant, there was always Cassius’ House of Toupees.

what happens when you apply miracle gro to your scalp…

Behind his back they called him ‘Julie the Dork’.

For his birthday he got a laurel and hardy handshake.

Al Bundy, March 14th, 44 B.C.

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Julius was not pleased. He had ordered the bright red ‘Spoolies’ from Amazon and instead they sent the limited addition ‘Camo’ designed!

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He should have gone to Little Caesar’s… “Pizza,Pizza!”

If you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair, but when you go to Rome do as the Romans do and wear laurel leaves frater.

When you mistake the Miracle Grow for your Rograine.

“Leaf me alone, I’m having a bad hair day”

When Caesar wears his salad instead of eating it.

“Does this thing make me look silly?”

The thing about Julius Caesar/ (at least in the mind of this geezer) / is the thing on his head/ plus the fact that he’s dead/that makes him a real “people pleaser “.

Jean Luc Picard regretting his choice of holodeck

Which only goes to show that at no time in human history has the comb-over ever been a viable option. One good breeze and all you’ve got left is a one-sided shoulder-length fringe.

Julius was dreading the return of the swallows to their nest.

Juli would try anything to cover his bald spot.

This answers one of history’s greatest questions: Why was Fall Caesar’s favorite season?

Woody Harrelson wondering if acting in this remake of Quo Vadis wasn’t a career killer.

“Beware the Ides!”, they said, / as he adorned his head./ The effort was futile/ the outcome was “Brutal”/ and by April poor Julius was dead.

Unless of course it’s solid gold.

ARTIST: "Just a little more shoulder…yes, that’s it…SEX-EEEY…now let’s see some smolder…a little more…GREAT…lets have some soulful eyes now…!

“Well…it does cover my bald spot…”

“I was told there would be strippers and alcohol. I need a drink!

I heard a comedy routine many years ago. It was on a vinyl record. It was all about a Roman private eye. Big Julie got it in the rotunda.

Julius Caesar: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:C%C3%A4sar.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://personenlexikon.bl.ch/Clara_Marianne_Sophie_Leopoldine_Dora_Wagner-Grosch 

has German info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to her German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Grosch 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by her used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2582 (November 18, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

When Caesar switched from natural leaves to gilded he discovered that he became a human antenna. Unfortunately, only Fox News was on.

" A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum …"

A little known fact of history is that Julius Caesar founded the original Hair Club for Men. The procedure was later changed.

Julius’ hairdresser discovers ‘foiling’ for his ‘highlights’. But will Julius be foiled again? :>)

I laugh out loud nearly every day, but ya missed this golden Daniel J. Travanti joke! (Or am I so old that nobody remembers HILL STREET BLUES?)

marise will never use THAT hairdresser again, he will never get a date at the Roman gay bar looking like that, and he doesn’t have too many years left to find a husband, or even a trick.

Stick your head through this hole they said. It would be fun they said …

Which should I wear for the banquet, the white or the red? I can’t decide.