Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 03, 2020

It may not help Milford win, but at least Gil made those two punk kids’ lives a little worse. He showed them who’s boss. Our hero.

What, no mention of brownies today?

Will Leonard suddenly get interested in Corina now?

GilPa with the spin move….but changing the offensive scheme in mid-season (if it is mid-season) not such a smart move….especially with a weak offensive line. Joe Biden expected to attend the roll-out of the Delaware Wing-T and will fall asleep early in the second quarter!!! GilPa will win the next two games but then will get blown out down the stretch.

Leonard’s neutrality pays off. Lesson in there somewhere.

In all reality , we’ll start with the Wing T, switch to the Wishbone , then the Wildcat and then we Punt. Leonard go to Corina’s house tonight she’ll reach you the plays .

Someone called it, bring in the emergency quarterback. Gil lets the feud between two guys with ability go on too long, then benches them both to bring in a guy with much less talent, and changes the playbook. Oh, this is sure to work well. Perhaps in comic strips. Real life it sounds like the blueprint for total disaster.

Hey! Who’s that guy in P1?

and in panel #3 we see the Fickle Finger of Fate

More counseling for CC coming up. Unless she deservedly gives Gil a piece of her mind.

I predicted Gil would unveil the Delaware Wing T against Coach Drool and Valley Tech. One game off on my prognostication.

P2- Unseasonably warm this season in The Valley or GilPa is channeling his inner Bud Grant.

Hey Leonardo! She Likes Me for Me!

So he dumps BOTH quarterbacks! THAT should foster team unity!

Forget the dramatic plot twist here; in P3 I can’t tell if it a life-size player or a small bobble-head Gil is touching ; very strange!

P1, Gil must think second in The Valley is still in play.

P2, Dumb and Dumber pay for making Gil actually show up for practice.

P3, So, Will Thayer won’t be playing against New Thayer.

P 4: “…but coach!….I’m not qualified…I can’t stand Corina and I have never been to a volleyball game..”

Gil tries to figure out the Delaware Wing-T, Marty Moon sticks with the Long Island Iced Tea, and the two unused QBs go back to CK’s house for more brownies. They find that Mimi is already there.

Gil couldn’t stand for anyone else (CK) getting credit for solving the teams chemistry problems.

If this inept Gil coaching moment isn’t a softball lobbed over the plate for Marty Moon, I don’t know what is

At last we are moving in to a 1970s offense. New Thayer has no idea what’s about to hit them. Love the Wing T.. oh I hope those brownies don’t have illegal substances sprinkled in them. She is kind of a bad girl.

Before this %^#$ ends, I predict a double Flea flicker as Gil invents a three QB formation.

You can’t tell from the black and white strip, but Gil was wearing a green shirt in P3 yesterday and is wearing a red one in P1 today, which is supposed to be the same conversation with Mimi. I guess the alternating green and red is his tribute to the Christmas season.

“To confuse the opposition, in the Delaware Wing-T the libero wears a different colored jersey! That’s what Della Wears, Boys!!!”

I’m pretty sure Leonard just peed his pants.

So now that it’s late in the season, and all title hopes are gone, now it’s time to unleash their secret weapon. HOW DOES GIL STILL HAVE A JOB?

And speaking of secrets, it’s no secret that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is now available.

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