Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 20, 2020

Merry Christmas to all, and may next year be so much better to you and your loved ones.

Santa always has helpers named : Mom and Dad ! ;-)

I like how Verne didn’t try to use any logic and kept it simple.

Dr Fauci vaccinated Santa himself. He will be fine.

Happy Holidays – strange and new – What do the holidays mean to you?

Santa’s an alien in a space suit!

Santa is a fat manWhite hair and long white beardHe gives away a lot of stuff and that’s a little weirdHe travels with a gang of deer who haul a funky sleighThey’re movein’ at the speed of lightSo don’t get in their wayHe’ll fly right up your chimney And land upon your roofThen jump into his deer drawn sleigh and take off with a POOFFrom Nome to Tierra Del Fuego. Across the earth they fly.Don’t ask me how they do it. Don’t even ask me whyIn the morning, presents, are underneath the treeSanta’s home exhaustedToo tired now to see That he is loved around the worldFor bringing people joy For making true the wishes of every girl and boyMomma got a set of plates and little sis a dollRover got a juicy bone and junior got a ballThey all sit down to dinner and grasp each other’s handAnd speak their thanks for blessingsThey barely understand

Healthy Christmas to all.

Santa is a mythical being and therefore can’t get sick. And he’s been self-isolating all year at the North Pole and delivers presents so fast that he doesn’t encounter any humans.

don’t they make hazmat suits in red?

I’m seriously considering getting a tailored hazmat suit until all the idiots are gone

Dr Anthony Fauci says Santa is immune to COVID-19. He has santibodies.

I’m assuming the chimney was already a tight fit, how does he do it with that on?

Santa always finds a way!

He got vaccinated by Dr. Fauchi.

Don’t worry kids. Dr Fauci went to the north pole to personally give Santa the vaccine.