I think I’ve got the ‘not visiting enough’ part down. Maybe if Eno starts calling her “Grandma” it will take care of the ‘Eno getting married’ thing. Or at the very least, she won’t want him to visit more often.
If he WAS married, one of the options would be complaining he spent more time with HER parents. Another option would be that he hadn’t given her a Grandchild yet.
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
If I were Eno’s mother, I wouldn’t want the world to know about it.
Yontrop about 4 years ago
At least he’s trying to call.
Knightman Premium Member about 4 years ago
Aah!!! A mother’s love!!!
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
I think I’ve got the ‘not visiting enough’ part down. Maybe if Eno starts calling her “Grandma” it will take care of the ‘Eno getting married’ thing. Or at the very least, she won’t want him to visit more often.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
Eno’s mom is Jewish?
Yakety Sax about 4 years ago
“Please listen carefully as our menu selection’s have changed.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nagging by the numbers. Nice. …not
SamT53 about 4 years ago
She wants him to visit & get married? Has she ever met Eno?
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
On those auto -answer programs, why is it never have the program I need?
j.l.farmer about 4 years ago
Eno is giving her the greatest gift a son could give his mom by not visiting her during this pandemic..her life!
KEA about 4 years ago
If I were Eno’s mother, I wouldn’t want him to propagate
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Memo to Eno’s mother: If he were married, do you think he’d visit as much as you’d like? My married brothers don’t visit my parents that much.
martynhappyone about 4 years ago
If he WAS married, one of the options would be complaining he spent more time with HER parents. Another option would be that he hadn’t given her a Grandchild yet.
mwksix about 4 years ago
Si quieres escucharme quejarse de Eno en español, presiona ‘3’
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
I imagine her sounding like Peggy Biggs (Mike and Molly show).
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
If you want to know why your son’s not married, Mom, take a look in the mirror.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Mother Baker refuses to use an answering machine. She’s says if her lazy, no good son really wants to reach her he should just try harder.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
You really want little Enos running around?