Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 02, 2020

At least he tried.

I see he’s a three martini sort of guy!!!

Gary is a cab.

Look at the bright side, Count. She didn’t say bring the hammer and stake.

I thought vampires couldn’t get drunk. It’s time I stopped basing my life on the teachings of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

Undead gentlemen…having trouble getting your “wings” up? …ask your doctor if “Vampetra” is right for you.

[Seek medical attention if you experience a “wing” that lasts for more than four hours]

Needs a Red Bull chaser.

Ok, He’s a cab.

Couldn’t rise to the occasion huh.. it’s so sad when that happens.

His powers diminish with alcohol …..

And the barkeep responds “He’s a cab.”

“I faw down…” ㋡

Idiot…..

And now I have a Dead Kennedys song going through my head…

He’s blown another rare opportunity at, um, love. He’s got bats in his belfry!

Okay—he’s a cab. Can I do anything else for you, miss?

Okay. He’s a cab.

Hey, Gary, you’re a cab!

You can thank me later, Madame….

I know what he did wrong, he didn’t yell out “BAT!” (pop-culture reference there)