Herman by Jim Unger for December 11, 2020

Good trick.

My doctor constantly gives me equally absurd advice: Exercise more, eat better, lose weight, etc.

Must be pills for sleep walking.

I have to set my alarm now?

“Take better care of yourself. That’ll be $150…”

but try not to lose sleep over it

Moe: Hey Porcupine, wake up and go to sleep. https://youtu.be/_V4RtsQMaRM

but doctor, I still have that pain in my eye first thing in the morning. you use sugar in your coffee? yeah. well either take the spoon out or stop using sugar. so I stopped using sugar. NO MORE PAIN. my doctor is a miracle worker

Sleep dosing. Nice.

PFFT! I’m saving time and taking the whole bottle at once. What could possibly go wrong?

If I forget before I go to bed can I take four before I wake up?

Like when you’re in the hospital for a few..nurse wakes you up to give you a sleep aid or something.

Akin to this golden oldie, which takes place on a bus:

Passenger 1: Does this bus go to Main Street?

Passenger 2: Sure does. Just watch me, and get off two stops before I do.

or watch your blood pressure but eat more salt .