Santa Clause needed a global intelligence unit, but the logistics to build one was tremendous. Then he found out about the entity called CHULA-VARUNA trapped by his rival gods in the Pacific who has its own surveillance organs for millions of years. “As many as the stars in the sky.” His Light Elf (Liósalfar) cohorts had a plan on hijacking those organs for Santa’s use. Now one day maybe millions of years hence CHULA-VARUNA will be released from his prison when the stars are right. Santa decided the down side was less of a risk and told them to do it. So now Saint Nick uses a Lovecraftian humanoid non-human abomination to spy on everyone to this day. He sees all and hears all. Yes little Cynthia, he even reads your minds…
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And so…the plot thickens!!
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Negotiate! Keep opposition on the defensive because otherwise you’ll be seen to be bootless. It works in business and politics!
JudyAz almost 4 years ago
Who needs an Elf on the Shelf when Alexa hears and tells all?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Beware of big tech…social media!
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Makes no difference. If he’s really Santa he knows. If he’s on google he really knows…..
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Strange mask design on Santa.
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Huh? What?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Santa Clause needed a global intelligence unit, but the logistics to build one was tremendous. Then he found out about the entity called CHULA-VARUNA trapped by his rival gods in the Pacific who has its own surveillance organs for millions of years. “As many as the stars in the sky.” His Light Elf (Liósalfar) cohorts had a plan on hijacking those organs for Santa’s use. Now one day maybe millions of years hence CHULA-VARUNA will be released from his prison when the stars are right. Santa decided the down side was less of a risk and told them to do it. So now Saint Nick uses a Lovecraftian humanoid non-human abomination to spy on everyone to this day. He sees all and hears all. Yes little Cynthia, he even reads your minds…
AMBER1 almost 4 years ago
No…just GoComics.com. ;)