Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 10, 2020

Dorothy, you mislaid the oil can again.

I’ve known guys who think they need to get oiled up before they can go on a date. (Comment depends on the reader knowing that ‘oiled up’ is a euphemism for drunk. Get sufficiently loaded and you may take a hat rack back to your place for a good time.)

Oldbot has a disarming personality.

Oil just say you need some lubrication.

Oldbot needs a……wingman buh doom psst :)

Talk about your “heavy metal”.

See, something’s already attracted to him. Sure, it’s just oxygen. but it’s a start.

He’s got one answer. Her name is Cyber Research Systems Model T-X, Enhanced Logic Weapons System Cybernetic Warrior/Infiltration Unit. She likes long walks on the beach and eliminating Human Resistance Leaders… ㋡

I’m sure there’s some vacuum cleaner just as hard up for a date as you are.

Man, when I tried on-line dating … I felt exactly the same. For me it was a terrible experience.

Oil makes a major difference for many lives, especially robotic ones.

He reminds me of marvin the paranoid android