Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 08, 2020

We don’t falute here.

I didn’t know I was falutin at all.

Unless they have a Lamborghini or Maserati out there, how can you tell their car is highfalutin’?

Probably a redneck couple who won their money in a bogus whiplash lawsuit. (Actually there were 2 neighbors that lived across from me like, this back in the 80’s. The cops were constantly coming to arrest either the husband or the wife.)

It’s the age of gentrification. Don’t worry. You’ll soon be taxed out of your home and you won’t have to worry about what your new neighbor thinks of you.

Heck, I can’t even play the falute!

Keeping up with the Joneses and Kardashians.

Have you seen their car payment?…….

We get a lot of that around here too

we knew we really fit in the neighborhood when we had a engine hanging from a tree.

Can’t you just say showy, flashy, or pompous? Of course, if it is your car, then you call it “stylish.”

Reminds me of a guy who moved into the area (years ago as a renter) and must have thought that the new subdivision was filled with generous rich people or idiots. He sent his eight year old daughter over to tell us that “Daddy wants to borrow a six pack of beer.”

I sent her to another neighbor who was a bit rougher around the edges. He was gentle however and told her that he would be glad to help but she had to tell her daddy that he needed to borrow $20 first.

mabey it is