And then there is the speeding ticket. To get every house… in the world… in one night… he would have to move faster than the speed of light! Think on all the speeding tickets that charge by the miles over the posted speed limit! And the cost! Yikes! Santa gives kids gifts… and contributes to the Policeman’s Ball! ;)
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That could be a good part of the…..sanity clause.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
And then there is the speeding ticket. To get every house… in the world… in one night… he would have to move faster than the speed of light! Think on all the speeding tickets that charge by the miles over the posted speed limit! And the cost! Yikes! Santa gives kids gifts… and contributes to the Policeman’s Ball! ;)
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
He didn’t get a speeding ticket, he got one for flying too low.
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
Donder’s tail light was out.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
he was suspected of moving contraband over state lines…
guy42 almost 4 years ago
Merry Christmas everyone.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Hobbes was accused of sandy claws.
donwalter almost 4 years ago
…the Merry Christmas rim shot…
prrdh almost 4 years ago
But he got out of getting a citation by invoking the escape Claus.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 4 years ago
BOOOOOOOO!
O<|];o)
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
there’s nothing like a bad pun
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Spiked eggnog. The only way to go.
t_win27 almost 4 years ago
Rudolph the designated driver?
dmagoon202ii almost 4 years ago
Disney, Inc. was aware of of homonyms “Claus” and “clause” when developing the “Santa Clause” franchise.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Maybe the Trooper meant: “Probably Claus”?