Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 19, 2020

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And why use an ice hammer?

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    jpsomebody  almost 4 years ago

    I just wish I had a missle-toe.

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    mattro65  almost 4 years ago

    Even though a hammer is my favorite tool, I dearly regret using it and give it nasty nicknames every time I nail my finger.

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    LilyGilder  almost 4 years ago

    I’m so tired of walking, please call a toe-truck

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    My dad showed/taught us (my bothers and me) when we were shingling a roof that if you hold the nail more like a person typically holds a cigarette with pointer finger and middle finger (instead of with your thumb and pointer finger), it wouldn’t hurt nearly as much when you missed the nail you were trying to hit.

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    wirepunchr  almost 4 years ago

    You nailed that one guys.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He could have been totally screwed these days.

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    dcdete.  almost 4 years ago

    Hmm, imponderables. I was just wondering likewise the other day why do they call it a spanner in the works, when they show a picture of an open end wrench in the mechanical gear works.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    That’s the thumbest thing I ever heard.

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    1953Baby  almost 4 years ago

    It is USELESS to try and figure out: 1) humans; 2) the English language.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Return to your dwarf planet.

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    sweetaddietude  almost 4 years ago

    finger nailed not fingern………..oh, never mind

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    That’s actually a good question. Why is it a finger_nail_ anyway?

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    MaybeMaybe  almost 4 years ago

    …or a hand grenade.

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    Just one of life’s many conundrums.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    In his case, maybe it should be “incompetency claws.”

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    paranormal  almost 4 years ago

    That’s the confusing English language…

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    vjorgensen54  almost 4 years ago

    looks like the saucer from bizzaro

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The essence of systems analysis is picking out the correct wrench to hammer in the proper screw.

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