Now flashing back to an early episode of M*A*S*H when the camp had a shortage of heating fuel, and someone had broken into Col. Blake’s office to pilfer bits of his desk for firewood. “I know they’re desperate, but to cut off a man’s legs and steal his drawers….”
Best pun yet! Although the bar was set pretty low, like under that table low. Stephan’s not a quitter, sounds better than Stephan doesn’t know when to quit.
The man had cancer in his leg, and had to have it removed. However, the surgeon removed the wrong leg. He ended up losing both legs. He tried to sue, but the case was thrown out of court. He did not have a leg to stand on.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Rat, after you break them, give them to Timmy.
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
No, go for the pens. They are more dangerous.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Oh leggo of it.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He doesn’t have a pun to stand on.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Admit I did not see that coming.
cracker65 almost 4 years ago
Good one
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
stephan better leg it…
kaffekup almost 4 years ago
I upvoted it even though A, I don’t like the threat of violence, and B, I saw it coming.
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
Now flashing back to an early episode of M*A*S*H when the camp had a shortage of heating fuel, and someone had broken into Col. Blake’s office to pilfer bits of his desk for firewood. “I know they’re desperate, but to cut off a man’s legs and steal his drawers….”
Yontrop almost 4 years ago
He does not treat you “like crap”. He treats you like furniture… bad enough.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
And the motion is duly tabled!
Buzzworld almost 4 years ago
So it’s a crap table without a leg to stand on?
Gent almost 4 years ago
No, Rat. Finally he’s back to puns again. You really want him to go back to the gloomy 2020 bad thing again?
Gent almost 4 years ago
What’s that? Timmy fell down a well again? Dang. How does he keep getting there!
Justanolddude Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Best pun yet! Although the bar was set pretty low, like under that table low. Stephan’s not a quitter, sounds better than Stephan doesn’t know when to quit.
FassEddie almost 4 years ago
Today’s strip is sponsored by tablelegs.com. They’ll finish it for you and shipping is free!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
No more puns.
ajr58(1) almost 4 years ago
The man had cancer in his leg, and had to have it removed. However, the surgeon removed the wrong leg. He ended up losing both legs. He tried to sue, but the case was thrown out of court. He did not have a leg to stand on.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Pig wanted the top to be smooth but he felt roughed up instead.
Reader almost 4 years ago
Every table needs a periodic treatment.
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
You should put Timmy up on a pedastal.
diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I resent furniture humor.
Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago
!ock up Pastis.Lock him up. Lock him up.Send him to the punetentary.
daHunter3 almost 4 years ago
He’s not a table-top anymore, Pig! He’s a floor-top!
uniquename almost 4 years ago
Just imagine how the legs feel.
bsdunek almost 4 years ago
Sounds like a “Dad Joke”!
Call me Ishmael almost 4 years ago
This pun is causing me pain./ O Stephan, please won’t you abstain?/ Today’s little fable/ has shown you unable/ to refrain from your “leg-erdemain”.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I newel something like this would happen.
pheets almost 4 years ago
Take a number..
Indianapolis Smith almost 4 years ago
Turn Timmy over, and he can become Timmy the Litter Box!
Maybe. If Timmy is like most table tops.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Talking furniture…let’s hope IKEA doesn’t pick up on this!
Herd of Turtles almost 4 years ago
It’s like going out on a limb for a joke.
Thinkingblade almost 4 years ago
Saw that one coming …
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Its a folding table.
BasilBruce almost 4 years ago
It must be an occasional table—sometimes it’s a table, sometimes it’s not.
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
No comment.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Talking furniture? Now, finally, I’ve seen it all.
onespiceybbw almost 4 years ago
Just as long as you don’t break his writing hand.
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
Usually it’s Rat that’s the abrasive one.
WimtenBrink2 almost 4 years ago
Here, take these nuts… Then we can finally kick you in the <cough, cough>… :D
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
He does have a firm foundation.
Eric S almost 4 years ago
It wood if it could.
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
no silly, he could still write…break his hands
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Pretty shaky basis for a pun, Cartoon-Boy. Rat is just being an honest and direct critic!
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of that joke.
The police station was robbed and the thieves took all the toilets.
The police were very upset as they had nothing to go on.