Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2020

There would be less whining if there was more wining.

Not a Zen Wise Ass .

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

The squeaky wheel gets the grease. WHINEY wheels get, um, you know… greased.

I could go for some no whine too.

From my father, there’s Grow a Pair; from my mother, a serenade from the world’s tiniest violin. From the world, nobody cares, get over it.

I’d whine about people whining but then I’d just be whining myself. So go ahead and enjoy yourself whining if you like people. Good for you LOL

I’ll say it’s bad; there hasn’t been a new “Pibgorn” since last month.

Not a moment too soon.

Like the Aerosmith song said "Going Down " … Croc Power !

Wow! The Wise Ass actually disposed of Rat.

Second we fight.

The WAOTH has spoken!!

Nifty move, Wise A$$!

and getting that close… yell your questions from base camp :D

Yes!

The Wise Ass IS wise!

The old woman’s favorite whine tis time of year? " I want to go to Miami!"

YES!!

((((((( GASP ))))))))So much for the wise ass……

Serves you right, Rat!

“Snap out of it!”

Amen!

Best one in months.

Honestly pearls before swine has kinda been in a rut lately, but this was one of the better ones

HOORAY FOR THE WISE ASS OF THE HILL!!!!!

WAOTH is my HERO!

Amen!

Good luck with that approach..

And this is why the Wise Ass is so Great.

Maybe he should check with the smart ass on the next hill.

“Pearls Before Whine”

I was number 200.

PBS was mentioned on last night’s “The Simpsons”.

“It’s a long way / To tip a ratty . . . .”

First you throw rat off a hill.

Very Good Start…..

First rule of wisdom: do minor harm to stupid seekers.

Tell that to Trump.

Yes, time for trump to stop whining about his huge loss.

Maybe THAT’S what the President said, we be “tired of all the WHINING!”…

The dung hill?

He has a point.

Second, we shut down social media. Permanently.

I couldn’t agree more, especially 45’s constant whining and lying. Enough is enough, man up and move on for the sake of our republic.

How come the ass has a nose like a pig?

How to Confront Your Problems, by Wise Ass.

Well done, sir!

Rat will survive. But will he have learned a lesson?

I’m ashamed to tell you how long it took me to get the Wise Ass on the Hill joke.

Someone call Dick Tracy and the MCU and tell them that the Wise Ass on The Hill is a “pusher”! d;o)

Is that a hill of ass dung he’s sitting on?

What is the name of the pig in this comic strip?

but whining is one of the few things we have left that we can do!

As an irate American, I’m not whining; I’m ready for revolution.

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you’re chewing on life’s gristle Don’t grumble, give a whistle And this’ll help things turn out for the best And

Always look on the bright side of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo