Luann Againn by Greg Evans for June 04, 2021

Truer words were never spoken.

But what kind of 80s parent would allow their 13 year old daughter buy a bikini?

Just imagine that your brother cooked the food, Luann.

Instant weight loss.

I do believe that she’s drooling.

“I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac,

I gotta eat, I gotta eat a flapjack stack,

A rack, a six-pack,

Just call me Jack Kerouac.

Click-clack, open up the hatchback,

I could eat a bubble car or a packamack.

Pattycake, pattycake . . . Big Mac.

Good God it’s a snack attack!"

(Creme & Godley)

When I young, I went on survival training and was hungry for a week. Last year, I went on a diet; I’ve been hungry ever since. :)

For a 13 year old (and one of a pretty normal weight) to feel that she has to diet to wear a swim suit is tragic.

Here’s the thing, ladies and gents, diets don’t work. Changing your lifestyle does.

What you eat is your diet. Starving your self is unhealthy. Change what you eat and how much. Exercise more too. Muscle weight carries it own weight plus more than fat.