The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 22, 2020

That’s THanta! ;-)

Mike Tyson’s Thanta Clauth.

♫ He’s Thacking a lisp. Theckin it Thrice ♪♪

For a moment I thought those were kids in the Balkan region. :D :D :D

Just recognized another childhood chore, cleaning the black soot off the lantern glass.

Thocking!

The thockings were hung by the chimney with care…!

Thith ith all too thilly!

Didn’t thee that one coming.

Wouldn’t that be Santa’s Naughty Lithp?

He’th checking it twithe!

Note that “Thcott” is prominently featured…

Top Notch!

Thethilia Thithtle

It seems so long since I could say “Sister Susie sitting on a thistle”…

how about sharpening the quill pens!

Hey !!!!! My name is on the top of the list !!!!! #$%@ !!!!!

Mighty fine printing for a quill pen.

That litht ith about to get thinj-ged.

Groan………..

The way parents name their kids these days, and the spelling???

This wasn’t the one in the LA Times. It turns out that one was from 2016.

I didn’t know Santa had a speech impediment.

“All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”

No thurnameth?

List was compiled by Daffy Duck and Sylvester.

Speech joke!

I’m surprised that ‘Lilith’ didn’t make the list