Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Just acquaintances that tolerate me for short periods.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Italian app of social tracing (Immuni , by name) never worked .

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    See, I do have friends. I like them, they like me… so we don’t visit (closer than masked and outside).

    The app I heard about used BlueTooth to recognize the phones of people I get close to and uses that information to decide who I’ve been in contact with.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    so to Rat, Goat, Pig, Zebra, the crocodiles, Steph, neighbor Bob, and every other person he meets are just acquaintances whom he call as “morons” and “losers”?

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    I bet it really makes sending out Christmas cards a lot easier.

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    aKG1  almost 4 years ago

    Contact tracing doesn’t seem as necessary for those who have had COVID-19 and have fully recovered. Those I know who have recovered aren’t downloading the apps.

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    Caldonia  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe there should also be contact tracing for ST—uh, you know.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Any attempt by Rat to get close to anyone would result in the individual taking a bat to Rat.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    i’ve also found that being friendless has turned out to be a major plus of late…

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    Rat keeps his own company the best!

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Makes social distancing a bit easier anyway, eh Rat?

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Social distancing is easy if you work in a cemetery, everyone there is 6 feet away!

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Rodent relationships are complex. And not too many people would want to be a “contact” of Rat’s, in any case!

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    Fanatic11008  almost 4 years ago

    Loneliness!? Coming in handy!? Don’t make me laugh!

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    So Rat says he has no friends …. What is Goat ? A Non-Friend/Friend ? … Croc Power !

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    Rat is friendless? Why I never!

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    Sportymonk  almost 4 years ago

    I have received a couple of emails at work where HR tells us that somebody in our organization has contracted the virus. But they won’t tell us who due to privacy laws (HIPPA). So what good does it do us? One was my boss’s boss whom I have not been around. (HE has it for the 2nd time!) and the other probably was somebody at another store far away (will never know).

    So what good does it do to tell us if we don’t know who?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Rat may never get COVID then. Being a curmudgeonly douchecanoe is paying off.

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    Two people that I work with (one actually a contractor who comes in three times a week) have had coronavirus. The contractor was actually on oxygen at one point (that was back in May). Both have recovered, been quarantined, and returned to work. I’ve been tested after my contact with each one, and been tested a third time before having a routine medical procedure. Came up negative each time.

    I am not drawing any conclusions from the above. Just another personal experience.

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    Golf Buddy  almost 4 years ago

    If I was Pig, I’d feel insulted…

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    b.john71  almost 4 years ago

    Big Brother is here!!

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    V45mikky  almost 4 years ago

    Rat does not have any friends to trace but he wants his enemies to get covid.

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    nednewbie  almost 4 years ago

    You and me, rat :-D

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    awcoffman  almost 4 years ago

    Staying away from others has a lot to recommend it. On the other hand, I miss hugs.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Sad he has no friends. Angry for Contact tracing as an excuse to monitor everyone’s location. Merry Christmas Big Brother…..

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    MERRY CHRISTMAS STEPHAN! Love your work!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas everyone!

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    DondiDoo  almost 4 years ago

    Privacy!? Hilarious! Everywhere you and your phone go is traced and logged into a server somewhere. Cross reference to Ring doorbell cameras and public surveillance cameras and you can collect tons of info. The only guard rails are the courts and the current political environment. Good luck!

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    I Go Pogo   almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas eve to all! Join in and sing with me now…

    Deck us all with Boston Charlie,Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

    Don’t we know archaic barrelLullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

    Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!Donkey Bonny brays a carol,Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly,Gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow,Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

    Dunk us all in bowls of barley,Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie,Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!Bark us all bow-wows of folly,Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!Tizzy seas on melon collie!Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    There are three types of friends. Not counting pets, of course.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Amen to that, you toxic bastards.

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    Buoy  almost 4 years ago

    Word.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Public Health takes Priority over any “invasion of privacy” concerns. As it should.

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    dmagoon202ii  almost 4 years ago

    I’m not a “social animal”, so I, in that way, am in a LOW-RISK group.

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    DragonNerd  almost 4 years ago

    I do have friends, just rarely see them

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    Being a hermit has its advantages, other than those fruitcakes who keep showing up asking about all that meaning-of-life business. I just throw rocks at them until they go away.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas, everyone!!!! https://www.deviantart.com/thenekoboi/art/Merry-Christmas-653472392

    Read the comic. It’s fun!

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I really miss my friends. I don’t know if I can isolate for another year, but my dog walks help. I haven’t seen any friends who aren’t close enough to walk to see outside, and few want to in this winter weather. I think I saw my last friend actually in an indoor building around June? Our covid numbers were very low then.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Once again, Rat speaks for me. At my advanced age, plus all the moving around I’ve done during the course of my life, I have pretty much no living friends who live near enough for person-to-person interaction (aside from the quarantine thing for the moment)….

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