Winslow has learned nothing from his Uncle Wile E.
But that trick never works.
First thing: don’t light the fire if you think someone’s coming down.
Are you prepared for Santa to lay a finger upside your nose?
Santa checks if there is fire there, he doesn’t want his boots burnt, therefore no presents for you Winslow.
Assuming you would be successful, how far out have you thought this, Winslow?
Pretty sure you’d catch Krampus, not Santa…
I wish you a hopeful Christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish, pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear
They said there’ll be snow at Christmas
They said there’ll be peace on earth
Hallelujah, Noel be it heaven or hell
The Christmas we get we deserve
Songwriters: Greg Lake / Peter John Sinfield / Serge Prokofieff
Winslow, you should know that the only one who can catch Santa Clause is Mommy!
Apt that the Democrat member of the duo believes in Santa and the promise of giveaway goodies for all.
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and happy federally mandated day off to everyone else!
Materialization will happen. Santa only personally appears to very few each year.
Good luck there Winslow!!
Scott Stantis
March 20, 2014
September 30, 2017
RobinHood almost 4 years ago
Winslow has learned nothing from his Uncle Wile E.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
But that trick never works.
kaffekup almost 4 years ago
First thing: don’t light the fire if you think someone’s coming down.
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Are you prepared for Santa to lay a finger upside your nose?
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Santa checks if there is fire there, he doesn’t want his boots burnt, therefore no presents for you Winslow.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
Assuming you would be successful, how far out have you thought this, Winslow?
William Robbins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pretty sure you’d catch Krampus, not Santa…
RobinHood almost 4 years ago
I wish you a hopeful Christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish, pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear
They said there’ll be snow at Christmas
They said there’ll be peace on earth
Hallelujah, Noel be it heaven or hell
The Christmas we get we deserve
Songwriters: Greg Lake / Peter John Sinfield / Serge Prokofieff
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Winslow, you should know that the only one who can catch Santa Clause is Mommy!
Holden Awn almost 4 years ago
Apt that the Democrat member of the duo believes in Santa and the promise of giveaway goodies for all.
librarian4hire almost 4 years ago
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and happy federally mandated day off to everyone else!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Materialization will happen. Santa only personally appears to very few each year.
pamela welch Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good luck there Winslow!!