Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 21, 2020

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 4 years ago

    Leaving him with “burning” desires.

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    send them back one. telling about all the fun that got you there in the first place…..

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    His name is junior and he’s very absorbing just don’t rub it in!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    You’ve got mail! IN HELL?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    On the bright side, at least you’re warm!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Dear son, WE TOLD YOU SO!, but would you listen?”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    ♫♪

    They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait

    Some say it’s better but I say it ain’t

    I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

    The sinners are much more fun

    ♪♫

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 4 years ago

    Bart Simpson asked whether souls in heaven were allowed to laugh at souls in hell.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Those Christmas newsletters are always embellished.

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    With that kind of relatives he’s lucky to be as far away from them as possible.

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