Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Where Pig went wrong is math.

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    AviverThyBeaver  almost 4 years ago

    Me when my parents get mad about a B+…

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    Teach those people a lesson, Pig—take taxis instead!

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Pig: but I only installed the app this morning. I haven’t used it yet.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    Pig may have failed at life, but it has nothing to do with Uber.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    what did the Uber do in order to get a .88 on its rating?

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    So, it just means that you’re not an uber Uber hack.

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    I used Uber and Lyft a few times a couple of years ago. Now I keep getting these desperate Emails from Uber Eats. Since I’m not traveling, they hope they can deliver food to me, but I have no problem getting it for myself. No idea what my rating as an Uber passenger is or was.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 4 years ago

    What’s an Uber rating?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pig’s in a bit of a nosedive here.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    I never knew there was Uber ratings for pork.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Man, Pig has got me beat – I’m at 4.78…now I need a picker-upper! :D

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’ve never used Uber. Is my rating a zero?

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    It all went wrong when Reaganomics was considered a thing!

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Happy New Year ! …. Croc Power !

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    raven81  almost 4 years ago

    Uber driver‘s review: this passenger was a real pig!

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Uber Alles. Pig!

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    When it’s perfect or bust, be prepared for bust!

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Where are those comic censors with goat talking like that!

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    diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Inflated GPA

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    aerotica69  almost 4 years ago

    I suspect there is a valid correlation between level of life failure and need for validation from strangers on the internet.

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    dfrost1  almost 4 years ago

    Pig’s an uber driver?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You likely lost points when you ran over that passenger’s foot.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    I hate Uber b

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t know Pig drove for Uber. Just try harder, my friend, and Happy New Year.

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    IshkaBibel1  almost 4 years ago

    Uber is electronic hitchhiking.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 4 years ago

    It would be higher if you didn’t smell like a pig

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Pig is a goober @ times! Well, most of the time…

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    Eric S   almost 4 years ago

    no it’s the 4.57 person I won’t pick up

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    annqueue  almost 4 years ago

    My husband drove for both Uber and Lyft and said Lyft treated its drivers much better. He also got a better class of passenger from Lyft. The only drunk he had that he was afraid would puke in the car, whose friend had to wake her up and drag her out, that was Uber.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wait until he checks his credit score.

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    knight1192a  almost 4 years ago

    You went with Ubber. That’s the answer to your question.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Bad tippers deserve this.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t that 4.88 out of a possible 5? Sounds pretty good to me. But does it really matter? What does one have to do to get an “Uber rating” anyway?

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