Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 28, 2020

After more than a quarter of a century, I still don’t know how my wife works, either.

One of the ways to win is to redefine the criteria. I always figure “I win” when I manage to find out how to make my gadget do something I want it to do… as opposed to the default settings. Even more winning if it’s an add-on that makes it even more useful, as opposed to just better looking.

Caulfield look closer. It may have temperature and moisture sensors wired in! Look online if you didn’t get an owners manual.

Wasn’t for Christmas, but my wife did buy me undies recently with a different fly design than I had ever seen

Didn’t take much to figure out how they worked, and it is an improvement

I’m still trying to figure out all the widgets on my fitness tracker that I got at Christmas.

If it wasn’t a running watch it’d b useless

I once had a digital watch. Trying to set it was a major challenge. With one hand you hand to hold two buttons on one side down, while, with the other hand, you had to hold a button on the other side down, while, with your third hand you…. well, suffice it to say, I gave it to good will and bought a real watch. Now that I am retired, I ignore watches.

Never mind all that fancy hardware, just get a smart phone and download Strava.

Are we really to believe that Caulfield’s only Christmas present was underwear?!

And, What will it do to me?

Of course a watch that doesn’t run is useless.