Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 04, 2021

Well, it looks official!!!

Like getting a diploma w/o a signature; no one else knows.

That’s the professor’s way of saying: “you’re toast”.

due to covid………

My son stood inline to get his masters degree, upon reaching the podium he got a rolled up paper with a ribbon. It of course was blank as his official degree was to be mailed to him after printing.

It is a useful as some college degrees

“Where’s the toaster? At least give me the toaster.”

The real fun is when your warranty ‘expires’, son.

Is this based on level of intelligence?

Think of it like the diploma the Scarecrow got. He didn’t really need it.

My instruction booklet for things to know before I go in for surgery says:Do Not Bring:- Valuables including money or jewellery- Small appliances…………….so I guess I can’t bring my toaster, or the blender.

Hey, at least he can read it so he’s ahead-of-the-game…

Burned at the last second…

Looks like his chance for success is toast.

Well.. it was a coupon from a cereal box that you started with. So you majored in breakfasts.. be happy.

Trump University’s proudest moment.

An extended warranty

That piece of paper might be more useful than some degrees being bestowed lately.

Ooooo. Qualified as a sous chef in a breakfast diner.