Turn around, walk over to the stairs and walk down!!
Kurtass is that you up there ? Stay calm we will send a Republican up to save you.
Maybe it’s one of those where the steps collapse and turn into a giant slide. Uh, move the toolbox.
De-escalate!
Lord! How lazy can you get
“… in NO time.” he will be exactly in the same place.
Looks like that escalator may be racist.
This could escalate fast?
He will be late getting home from the Mensa meeting.
Escalator vs Elevator – your laziness is hidden when the doors close.
Like the old joke about the dumb passenger on the jet plane which loses each of the 4 engines, one at a time….
Yes, some people are that dumb.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
I’m assuming the man on the escalator is smart enough to see that the repairman is an idiot, and will just walk down the rest of the way.
I remember a comedian on Dr. Katz who pointed out that escalators don’t really break, they just turn into stairs.
I have arrived at my beach house at Sea Isle City, New Jersey and the elevator in our beach house wouldn’t work until further notice.
Gave me a good laugh!
Jim Unger
STEPUP almost 3 years ago
Turn around, walk over to the stairs and walk down!!
Even Ammosexual works more than 10 to 4 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Kurtass is that you up there ? Stay calm we will send a Republican up to save you.
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Maybe it’s one of those where the steps collapse and turn into a giant slide. Uh, move the toolbox.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
De-escalate!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Lord! How lazy can you get
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“… in NO time.” he will be exactly in the same place.
Iseau almost 3 years ago
Looks like that escalator may be racist.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This could escalate fast?
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
He will be late getting home from the Mensa meeting.
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
Escalator vs Elevator – your laziness is hidden when the doors close.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Like the old joke about the dumb passenger on the jet plane which loses each of the 4 engines, one at a time….
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
Yes, some people are that dumb.
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m assuming the man on the escalator is smart enough to see that the repairman is an idiot, and will just walk down the rest of the way.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I remember a comedian on Dr. Katz who pointed out that escalators don’t really break, they just turn into stairs.
NicholasSchulz almost 3 years ago
I have arrived at my beach house at Sea Isle City, New Jersey and the elevator in our beach house wouldn’t work until further notice.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gave me a good laugh!