Throw some soapy water in that fools face. Then push him down the ladder.
First lesson in sales – make sure you’re not being ignored!
“I see I forgot to close the window and pull down the shades.”
The bathroom is one of the better places to examine a broken ding-dong
What a ding-a-ling….
My neighbor and I were in our adjoining back yard. A salesman actually came into our backyard to pitch his spiel. Being an older gent, I immediately told him to “GET OFF OF MY LAWN”. Neither of us could believe that this jerk did this.
OK – I’ll be the first to say it: “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty which is about to expire…”
Do what Eli Wallach did in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: raise a pistol out of the water and shoot the guy.
Looks like the security system is on the fritz also.
Jim Unger
allen@home over 3 years ago
Throw some soapy water in that fools face. Then push him down the ladder.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
First lesson in sales – make sure you’re not being ignored!
Doug K over 3 years ago
“I see I forgot to close the window and pull down the shades.”
Billavi Premium Member over 3 years ago
The bathroom is one of the better places to examine a broken ding-dong
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
What a ding-a-ling….
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
My neighbor and I were in our adjoining back yard. A salesman actually came into our backyard to pitch his spiel. Being an older gent, I immediately told him to “GET OFF OF MY LAWN”. Neither of us could believe that this jerk did this.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
OK – I’ll be the first to say it: “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty which is about to expire…”
corpcasselbury over 3 years ago
Do what Eli Wallach did in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: raise a pistol out of the water and shoot the guy.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
Looks like the security system is on the fritz also.