Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 17, 2021

Kid must be related to Lucy Van Pelt.

As opposed to fake estate?

Do you know you’re gonna get taxed on it?

Okay … the game of Monopoly, it is.

His financial advisor is Lucy, from Charlie Brown’s Christmas.

Kids these days want everything

All right, Lucy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzHF0TlAIYA

You’ll invest your eye out, kid.

20 acres on cannibal island right in the heart of town.

Real estate? My advice is, “get a lot while you’re young”

Give him a stockingfull, preferably from a coal mine. :)

Sorry kid, it’s plastics this year.