Well, my wife and I have a marriage contract. It’s framed and hanging on our bedroom wall. Signed by the two of us, our best man and maid of honor, and the rabbi. But we kept it neutral, since it isn’t wise to start off the marriage arguing over who’s the party of the first part and who’s the party of the second part.
ekke over 3 years ago
Contracting matrimony, I see.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Right after escrow……the HONEYMOON!
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Groom looks surprised. Not the right first party.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Is there a shotgun off-panel?
jf13fox over 3 years ago
I was more concerned about the apparent incontinent bird who flew over her head.
drbob456x over 3 years ago
Shades of “A Night at the Opera.”
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Guessing this is a lawyer trying to make an extra dollar by moonlighting as a preacher.
Ubintold over 3 years ago
…hereby marries the party of the second part herein known as Loser.
Old Man River over 3 years ago
Run like the wind, and don’t look back.
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
When lawyers wed.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, my wife and I have a marriage contract. It’s framed and hanging on our bedroom wall. Signed by the two of us, our best man and maid of honor, and the rabbi. But we kept it neutral, since it isn’t wise to start off the marriage arguing over who’s the party of the first part and who’s the party of the second part.