Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 01, 2021

Ah dude. You had to go and jinx it.

You spoke too soon.

Wait, wait, he hasn’t opened his mouth yet.

You people have it all wrong. His shift is over. This guy is the shop supervisor come to collect his manifest.

Some cab drivers are weird.

What’s with the phallus (pee pee) nose? Did it get stuck somewhere?

Your luck just ran out. This goofy looking guy is about to car jack you.

With that propeller hat, he must have gained speed wherever he was going…

…and then Mike Lindell showed up…

Oh cabby, you spoke to soon?

Must be leaving the Q-Anon meeting.

Do NOT read the 2nd line too quickly!

Don’t worry he’s just the replacement driver.

That passenger does not remotely approach the weirdness an urban cab driver will see in one day.

I hated being on duty, especially night shift or Mids when I was a LEO.