Animal Crackers by Mike Osbun for January 03, 2021

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    LOL! The cutest elephant ever!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    One at a time, please!

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    flemmingo  over 3 years ago

    Now put your other three feet on!

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    In engineering school we were taught he must use a scale under each foot, add the results, and divide by the square-root of 2. There’s no reason for it, it’s just calculus policy. Also, 10,000 elephants marching across the Golden Gate must use break stride, Myth-Busters regardless.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    You’re gonna need a truck scale.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    How could he even SEE the scale?

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    StarBeak  over 3 years ago

    I step onto the scale, it cycles around 4 times before smashing into pieces. Needless to say, I save money by not buying scales.

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