The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 28, 2020

Now look at what you’ve gone and done, Charlie Brown.

Hmmm, his head isn’t as round as before. He must have aged!!

Bawahahaha! Love it!

Charlie Brown is the Charlie Browniest.

he was wonderin’ wassopwith this…

Good grief!

Here’s the famous WWI flying ace wondering where his Sopwith Camel went…

People! We have to stop giving our pets their own phones!

There’s an App for everything!!

“It was a dark and stormy-“/ “Snoopy! Are you texting while flying!?”

Hey watch out little Snoopy…

Pulled further away than Lucy holding the football.

That ought to freak out the Red Baron.

Thanks to Charlie Brown the Snoopster’s Sopwith Camel took off without him.

Hmm, a text from Snoopy..“You Blockhead!!”

You’re not supposed to start the engine and pull the blocks until the pilot’s actually in the plane!

That explains how it flies!

How did he guess Snoopy’s password?

Mr. Hilburn wanted to do a take-off on Mr. Schulz’s work.

First of all, if the airplane mode setting was OFF, that doesn’t Snoopy was “doing nothing,” but that he would be doing things online. Then the fact that Charlie Brown turned airplane more ON is rude (changing someone’s settings), but also makes the punchline nonsensical.

Will the doghouse crash when airplane mode is turned off?

Where’s Woodstock when you really need him?

Does anyone but me feel sorry for his mother?

That’s a BIG phone!

Consider this, if you would: You must pass the bigger head through your anus, so do you do it on the socially approved tool while holding a plunger; Do it out in the middle of the forest; or, Rush to the Emergency Room Impaction removal specialist?