Clay Jones for December 21, 2020

Moscow Mitch has started the usual tap-dance in which he NOW says they’re in a hurry because people are needing it. O. M. Freaking. G. Certainly is a hate-filled and hateful person.

Moscow Mitch says he’ll pass a stimulus bill just as soon as it’s the right time to talk about gun control.

“Putin says it’s ok…if it’s a small one.”

Putie says he’ll still promise Moscow Mitch an aluminum plant after Trump steals the election . . . . . .

A phone call is unnecessary; all Mitch has to do is hide an encrypted message somewhere and Putin’s hackers will find it.

I think Kim Jong Un is next on the approval list. Then Xi.

Of course Mr. Poottiinnn would approve, it’s the Comunist way to be don’t you know?

Can’t wait till him and his wife are outta there! She will be for sure…..him, not so much….UGH! TERM LIMITS!

Why would Putin care about domestic policy? He knows Drumpf is going out.

SO ACCURATE….

The stimulus bill calls for $600 dollar checks for Americans. Trump said he wanted the checks to be for $1,200 or $2,000. So, the one time McConnell stands up to Trump is the one time he wanted to actually do something good for the American people.

Mitch is addicted to power at all costs, even to the degradation of U.S. democracy and the destruction of its citizens’ lives. He is a political pro, unlike Hair Groppingfuror. He’d use Putin as much as he was being used.

Three martini lunch write offs in the bill. "Nuff said? No billionaire left behind.

Shrewd man that Mitch.. waits until the last moment so he can slip in a few extras that won’t be noticed.

Someone throw a rubber bone at Moscow’s Bitch, please?

Moscow Mitch loves being Putin’s Bitch.

What is wrong with the people of Kentucky that they keep this POS in office? What does he have to do to the country to show that he is totally without any concern for anyone or anything other than his own political career? The people of Kentucky are standing in food lines, and then getting in line to vote FOR him.

I like the political allusion and I honestly believe it’s closer to the truth than to satire, but I think Clay should have used “Vlad” rather than “Putin.” WE would have gotten it, but the benighted troopers of His Petulance, the Capo-in-Chief, would have needed to have their grandchildren explain it to them.

Putin approves it because it adds to America’s crippling national debt…

900 billion for them, 6 hundred for you.

The republicans passing another “stimulus” bill. Must be another megachurch getting fewer donations than they think the should.

Best caricature of the chinless wonder yet!

In the 9 months since the second stimulus bill was passed by the House and has been fermenting on Mitch’s desk, these “people” have been drawing government checks to the tune of $139,000 and telling us that $1200 stimulus and $600 per Week unemployment supplement is too much, and that the ½ of that in this new bill is too much as well. Civilized countries are doing much more than that. I cannot go on for fear of violating terms of service. Fire Mitch. Vote for and/or give aid to Warnock and Ossoff.

I suppose all of Putin’s puppets are afraid of getting a “deadly nerve agent” in their underpants like Alexei Navalny.