I think those nails would be extremely uncomfortable. Any movement would put pressure on your cuticles, which would feel somewhere between weird to uncomfortable to painful.
I know science should have no part of humor but a toenail only grows about 1" +/- (20 mm) per year. This guy had to have started growing his when he was a child.
I was at the store this morning and I noticed a lot of men don’t feel safe going to the barber yet……and haven’t for some time. They could at least comb that mess, though.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Don’t blame Bleeb one bit for not wanting to be around. That’s just nasty.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Disturbing.
AllishaDawn almost 4 years ago
He’s been growing his nails out a lot longer than 10 months. I think I have only trimmed mine maybe three times. My hair isn’t even that long!
Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminiscent of many “Ripley’s Believe It or Not” entries.
epaphus8 almost 4 years ago
I’m betting Shoe City doesn’t have many styles that accommodate him.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
Sure… but when you want your back scratched who is it that you ask?
pathamil almost 4 years ago
Looks like he’s reduced to using a bedpan…
H.L. Mencken almost 4 years ago
That must have been tough to draw.
JudyHendrickson almost 4 years ago
Very disturbing!!! Never knew toenails could get soo long!!!
PammWhittaker almost 4 years ago
Yuck!
wirepunchr almost 4 years ago
Nailed it!
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Going for Guinness world record eh, Ed?
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s been no shave November for almost a year now.
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
What’s next, underarm hair?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wonder if Ripley’s has a category for this. …Actually, no I don’t.
jth almost 4 years ago
Does anyone recognize the book he is reading?
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
(BLEEEEB?!)
(Shhhhhh… Wʜᴀᴛ!)
(Where-are-you? Why-aren’t-you-in-the-strip?)
(Shhhhhh…ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ… ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ ᴄᴀʙɪɴᴇᴛ!)
(BLEEB! Get-outa-there-this-instant!)
(… Sʜʜʜʜʜ, ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ! ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇʀ sɪᴍᴘsᴏɴ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ! ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜɪs ᴛᴏᴇɴᴀɪʟs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛs ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ!)
chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/72475-longest-toenails
Nate England almost 4 years ago
Those toes would make Cardi B jealous.
Bob Blumenfeld almost 4 years ago
Shades of Howard Hughes!
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
ew
Rfrysinger almost 4 years ago
I want to see his shoes
mwksix almost 4 years ago
My pledge during Covid is to just try and stay married…
codedaddy almost 4 years ago
Might be Bleeb behind Ed’s left shoulder, disguised as a flower. Note Bleeb has no petals, and is waving. Needs color though.
brick10 almost 4 years ago
GGAAAKKKK!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Shredder?
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
I think those nails would be extremely uncomfortable. Any movement would put pressure on your cuticles, which would feel somewhere between weird to uncomfortable to painful.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Just think how long he has been wearing those pajama bottoms. Now that’s really gross.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Chocolate toenails don’t grow on trees
Nor are they found on dungarees
Nor can they be found on your nose
Chocolate toenails grow on your toes
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
I hate to see the reaction if he goes in for a pedicure.
sobrown51 almost 4 years ago
I know science should have no part of humor but a toenail only grows about 1" +/- (20 mm) per year. This guy had to have started growing his when he was a child.
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
I was at the store this morning and I noticed a lot of men don’t feel safe going to the barber yet……and haven’t for some time. They could at least comb that mess, though.
cbs1947 almost 4 years ago
Where’s Bleeb?!
catshill almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of Howard Hughes.
mandy052878 almost 4 years ago
Is Bleeb still recovering from celebrating the New Year? Don’t see him.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
Howard Hughes toenails