Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 05, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I hope he has a spare spleen or two in reserve.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Now, now – maybe he’ll be locked in a safe in 2021!

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 4 years ago

    So it just flashes some lights, then displays a zero. Or all zeros. What’s so amazing about that that people would spend real money to get it?

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    It could be worse. It could display a countdown timer.

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    hammytech  almost 4 years ago

    I need to get a calendar.. I know that

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    frankgeo  almost 4 years ago

    He should resolve to keep his spleen this year.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Too bad the spleen factory gets to run with only 50% capacity these days.

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    Lawrence.S  almost 4 years ago

    Word of advice, kid. If you’re hoping to stay safe – stay away from Dr. Mel.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    You may resolve all you wish. What will be, shall be.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Hmm I get the same emoji when I resolve to make more in my bank account

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    Radish...   almost 4 years ago

    If you want to hear god laugh, tell her your plans.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Might have more luck with the Magic 8 Ball!

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    better than the poop emoji

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    I resolved to move to Texas. And Montana.

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    bopard  almost 4 years ago

    Mocked by the machine. Does that thing have a spell checker in it?

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What’s this recent trend to throw in any old preposition instead of the traditional one? The term has been “likely to”, as in “how likely you are to keep a resolution”, all my life, and now suddenly we have “likely of”? Where did that come from? And this isn’t just happening here. It’s everywhere. As if the purpose of a preposition is simply to indicate there’s a relationship between X and Y, but the nature of that relationship doesn’t matter. Prepositions are being stripped of specific meaning and are becoming simply markers of the fact that some sort of relationship exists. Fake language!

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    But give it a try anyway.

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    bobhoward9  almost 4 years ago

    He should resolve to protect his spleen this year.

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    Dgwphotos  almost 4 years ago

    The killbots might have something to say about his resolution.

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    bakana  almost 4 years ago

    But, he’s going to set a New World Record for Spleen replacements.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 4 years ago

    Where is the burst spleen emoji?

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