Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 19, 2021

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    dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like she’s a…..“klept” woman.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Take…all of Roz’s menus.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    She’s got a good grip on your cup.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    she never goes on second dates because she’s always trying to steal away…

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    boniface22  almost 4 years ago

    That joke is older than me and I’m ’kin ancient.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m sure that joke was stolen.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She must like eating a lot of candies. For she sure does have sticky-fingers.

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, she does. Make sure you keep an eye on her.

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    bryce.gear  almost 4 years ago

    Uh….everything?

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    WaitingMan  almost 4 years ago

    Note that one of the stools disappeared by the end of the strip.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    She’s klepto herself, so far, but’s farklempt(ed) to tell others.

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    rshive  almost 4 years ago

    Will she leave without paying Roz? Bad manners, even for pseudo-food.

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    mauser7  almost 4 years ago

    Be sure to count the silverware Roz.

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    cocavan11  almost 4 years ago

    We needn’t help kleptomaniacs; they have always helped themselves.

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    I Go Pogo   almost 4 years ago

    Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

    They always take things literally.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    HA!

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    felipenollaFFA  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t steal hair conditioner though…

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    I keep trying different things.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    I think I’m going to “borrow” this joke.

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    kmccjoe1  almost 4 years ago

    I think I’ll steal this joke…

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    Homerville Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Good one. Yes, I will take one more of your mugs, then I will have the whole set.

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    christelisbetty  almost 4 years ago

    Kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns, they take everything literally.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I love this bit of wordplay!

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