Sounds like she’s a…..“klept” woman.
Take…all of Roz’s menus.
She’s got a good grip on your cup.
she never goes on second dates because she’s always trying to steal away…
That joke is older than me and I’m ’kin ancient.
I’m sure that joke was stolen.
She must like eating a lot of candies. For she sure does have sticky-fingers.
Oh, she does. Make sure you keep an eye on her.
Uh….everything?
Note that one of the stools disappeared by the end of the strip.
She’s klepto herself, so far, but’s farklempt(ed) to tell others.
Will she leave without paying Roz? Bad manners, even for pseudo-food.
Be sure to count the silverware Roz.
We needn’t help kleptomaniacs; they have always helped themselves.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
HA!
Don’t steal hair conditioner though…
I keep trying different things.
I think I’m going to “borrow” this joke.
I think I’ll steal this joke…
Good one. Yes, I will take one more of your mugs, then I will have the whole set.
Kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns, they take everything literally.
I love this bit of wordplay!
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sounds like she’s a…..“klept” woman.
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
Take…all of Roz’s menus.
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
She’s got a good grip on your cup.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
she never goes on second dates because she’s always trying to steal away…
boniface22 almost 4 years ago
That joke is older than me and I’m ’kin ancient.
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m sure that joke was stolen.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She must like eating a lot of candies. For she sure does have sticky-fingers.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Oh, she does. Make sure you keep an eye on her.
bryce.gear almost 4 years ago
Uh….everything?
WaitingMan almost 4 years ago
Note that one of the stools disappeared by the end of the strip.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
She’s klepto herself, so far, but’s farklempt(ed) to tell others.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Will she leave without paying Roz? Bad manners, even for pseudo-food.
mauser7 almost 4 years ago
Be sure to count the silverware Roz.
cocavan11 almost 4 years ago
We needn’t help kleptomaniacs; they have always helped themselves.
I Go Pogo almost 4 years ago
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
HA!
felipenollaFFA almost 4 years ago
Don’t steal hair conditioner though…
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I keep trying different things.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I think I’m going to “borrow” this joke.
kmccjoe1 almost 4 years ago
I think I’ll steal this joke…
Homerville Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good one. Yes, I will take one more of your mugs, then I will have the whole set.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
Kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns, they take everything literally.
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I love this bit of wordplay!