Close to Home by John McPherson for January 24, 2021

So what if he is already a sponge hows it going to hurt him?

So this surgeon is known to leave a tiny human in humans ?

Nice note from Patrick on the side table! Porous Sponge, what a chamois they were so careless.

It just blended right in, and we miscounted first time through.

Good news is, you are in no need to take any organ rejection medication.

If he doesn’t survive, burial at sea.

Is that genetic modification?

His I-V is probably saline solution…

No, you see: this is his origin story. Before this, he was just Bob Squarepants.

Unintentional transplant

So—-he’s pregnant?

Altogether different-looking sponge.

Okay, that there’s funny. I don’t care who you are. Perhaps, with that little irritation, SB will produce a pearl.

I guess it would be easy to forget a sponge within a sponge. Hope its a real, biodegradable sponge.

He will be 22 this year.

“Don’t worry though because it will be absorbed harmlessly.”

Well, while I was trying to fix spell check, I discovered I could speak in a different language, but somehow I lost it and can’t figure out how to do it again. Let’s see what this button on the keyboard is for…

¿ʞɹoʍ ʇı̣ pı̣p

¡dɐɹɔ ɥɐ

…by the way, after the lawsuit, “SQUAREPANTS GENERAL HOSPITAL” will have a nice ring to it. I suppose he’ll be moving out of that pineapple, as well.

The hospital demands that we charge for EVERY transplant!

That’s a minor problem, and the IV has the solution.

Ever wonder how they can tell? Sponges don’t show up on x-rays. They count the sponges before and after.

At least Bleeb is safely outside the sponge.

How do sponges reproduce ? Could Sponge Bob be a surrogate mother ?

A sponge within a sponge? That may be a good thing

Bleeb, the flower child.

Spongebob pregnant?

Artificial insemination?

Don’t worry though, we won’t be charging you for it…..

Let me take a minute to absorb this information.

How many Serpinski sponges are needed to change a light bulb?

Until we can get it out, you’ll be on anti-rejection medicine which will have the side effect of leaving you with lots of hol … oh, wait.