Go visit “Rose is a Rose” comic. They have Peekaboo the cat, who sometimes becomes Maharishi Peekaboo, doing Yoga with Rose. Cats have the best Yoga moves.
could be worse, I had a classmate who wrote a poem about getting dressed in the mornings and giving underwear on the floor a sniff to see if it was used or fresh from the laundry but just not put away yet. Mind you, it was a funny poem.
Frazz18 hrs · Is it just me, or has haiku kind of become the limerick of the pretentious?
And is it just me, or does everybody occasionally blurt out things like that when they know full well all sorts of their haiku-writing friends and readers, pretentious and otherwise, would be well within their rights to feel a little bit insulted? I suppose it’s my job to blurt things out, but it’s also certain sales representatives’ jobs to sell me crap I don’t need or shouldn’t have, and that doesn’t seem to make it any better, and now I’ve offended friends and readers who are sales reps.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Cats don’t do haikus. They do yoga.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Well, all the best limericks are dirty…
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
A limerick packs rhymes anatomical
Into verses quite economical
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical!
LadyPeterW almost 4 years ago
Go visit “Rose is a Rose” comic. They have Peekaboo the cat, who sometimes becomes Maharishi Peekaboo, doing Yoga with Rose. Cats have the best Yoga moves.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The subject matter is fine. Making it a haiku is not.
EowynWolfmoon almost 4 years ago
could be worse, I had a classmate who wrote a poem about getting dressed in the mornings and giving underwear on the floor a sniff to see if it was used or fresh from the laundry but just not put away yet. Mind you, it was a funny poem.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Or combine them into a Hairimeraku:
A young lady,Name of Sadie,
Cherry pit
Wants to spit
Somewhere shady.
See that girl there
Climbing the stair.
She should know,
Crowd below…
Underwear.
cabalonrye almost 4 years ago
Question not the cat
For I am always right
And I know where you sleep
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I write prose but not
Poetry. Am I a pro,
But not a poet?
mnd5241dmn almost 4 years ago
It would be cool if GoComics added all your recent comic likes.
rgcviper almost 4 years ago
Upchucking haiku
Results in the teacher’s wrath.
It’s a desperate scene.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts
Frazz18 hrs · Is it just me, or has haiku kind of become the limerick of the pretentious?
And is it just me, or does everybody occasionally blurt out things like that when they know full well all sorts of their haiku-writing friends and readers, pretentious and otherwise, would be well within their rights to feel a little bit insulted? I suppose it’s my job to blurt things out, but it’s also certain sales representatives’ jobs to sell me crap I don’t need or shouldn’t have, and that doesn’t seem to make it any better, and now I’ve offended friends and readers who are sales reps.
Does it mitigate
the situation any
if I, too, haiku?
No? OK, then:
I certainly never intend
to mock or insult or offend
but I sometimes abuse
my license to muse
(Now to merge “my” and “head” and “rear end”)
childe_of_pan over 2 years ago
Martian Haiku:
“Red sand between my toes,
Summer vacation in outer space"
-Robin Williams
Darkknight55 over 1 year ago
I hate haikus. Mostly because I can’t write one to save my life.