Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 17, 2021

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Cats don’t do haikus. They do yoga.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Well, all the best limericks are dirty…

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    The Old Wolf  almost 4 years ago

    A limerick packs rhymes anatomical

    Into verses quite economical

    But the good ones I’ve seen

    So seldom are clean

    And the clean ones so seldom are comical!

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    LadyPeterW  almost 4 years ago

    Go visit “Rose is a Rose” comic. They have Peekaboo the cat, who sometimes becomes Maharishi Peekaboo, doing Yoga with Rose. Cats have the best Yoga moves.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The subject matter is fine. Making it a haiku is not.

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    EowynWolfmoon  almost 4 years ago

    could be worse, I had a classmate who wrote a poem about getting dressed in the mornings and giving underwear on the floor a sniff to see if it was used or fresh from the laundry but just not put away yet. Mind you, it was a funny poem.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Or combine them into a Hairimeraku:

    A young lady,

    Name of Sadie,

    Cherry pit

    Wants to spit

    Somewhere shady.

    See that girl there

    Climbing the stair.

    She should know,

    Crowd below…

    Underwear.

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    cabalonrye  almost 4 years ago

    Question not the cat

    For I am always right

    And I know where you sleep

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I write prose but not

    Poetry. Am I a pro,

    But not a poet?

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    mnd5241dmn  almost 4 years ago

    It would be cool if GoComics added all your recent comic likes.

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    rgcviper  almost 4 years ago

    Upchucking haiku

    Results in the teacher’s wrath.

    It’s a desperate scene.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    Jef Mallett’s Blog Posts

    Frazz18 hrs · Is it just me, or has haiku kind of become the limerick of the pretentious?

    And is it just me, or does everybody occasionally blurt out things like that when they know full well all sorts of their haiku-writing friends and readers, pretentious and otherwise, would be well within their rights to feel a little bit insulted? I suppose it’s my job to blurt things out, but it’s also certain sales representatives’ jobs to sell me crap I don’t need or shouldn’t have, and that doesn’t seem to make it any better, and now I’ve offended friends and readers who are sales reps.

    Does it mitigate

    the situation any

    if I, too, haiku?

    No? OK, then:

    I certainly never intend

    to mock or insult or offend

    but I sometimes abuse

    my license to muse

    (Now to merge “my” and “head” and “rear end”)

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    childe_of_pan  over 2 years ago

    Martian Haiku:

    “Red sand between my toes,

    Summer vacation in outer space"

    -Robin Williams

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    Darkknight55  over 1 year ago

    I hate haikus. Mostly because I can’t write one to save my life.

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