Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 31, 2021

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    4 nights, but no days? One-way airfare? Good job, Alexis.

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    It’s not spying you agreed to have it listen all the time the day you turned it on.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A good reason not to get Alexa or Siri or any of them.

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    dadoctah  almost 4 years ago

    “Tahiti: it’s a magical place.” — Phil Coulson

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    He needs a vacation, but with all the restrictions going on, the only place he’ll be able to go is his favorite doughnut place!

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    mountainclimber  almost 4 years ago

    Does Ralph use a MacBook?

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    If I can’t deactivate it, I don’t want one.

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    e.groves  almost 4 years ago

    That happens to me and I don’t have Alexa or any of them.

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    cubswin2016  almost 4 years ago

    If I was in Ralph’s place, Alexis would soon be having an unfortunate accident with a hammer.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 4 years ago

    Good thing he didn’t ask for anything risqué, or this wouldn’t be a family comic.

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    Queen of America  almost 4 years ago

    I look up ONE thing on my computer and boom!! Like Ralph, I’m inundated with popup ads. It has nothing to do with my Alexa.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    They know when you are sleeping; they know when your awake; they KNOW if you are bad or good; so be good for goodness sake (if you know what’s good for you) It ain’t Santa……

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    hooglah  almost 4 years ago

    Some Company sent me one free. I use it as a paper weight.

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    Baarorso  almost 4 years ago

    Big Sister is watching you!!! ;)

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    When Mom was around both my sister and I communicated with her daily via Alexa. Sis and I still use it occasionally. BTW, I met someone named Alexa, and she knows the whole shpiel about THAT.

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t hook your TV to the internet; don’t search for anything you want to buy unless you’re using “Duck-duck-go” in a Firefox private window; cover the video lenses on your computer, gaming systems, TV and even leave a towel over your phone when not in use. Otherwise, don’t be surprised when what you say or search today or do today is in your ad lineup tomorrow, or worse.

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    cosman  almost 4 years ago

    My Fabriq smart speaker always infer to login to my wifi to surveil, but i lock it out by keeping it in bluetooth.

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    Ol' me  almost 4 years ago

    This has happened to me through my iPhone, and other people have told me the same thing. I turned off Siri, but does that really mean they’re not spying?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If that price is for two people, jump on it!

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    alikgator  over 3 years ago

    Maybe I’ll get “George”. Ah wait, I am already married. Sigh…

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