Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2021

Good way to exercise your dog if you’re not home or the weather is bad.

That bird has a mean streak.

Pup-etual motion

LOL

Dat’s a mean parrot.

Whose a good birdie?

Nice to see your pets playing together.

I have two dogs. One howls when I come home. The other carries as many toys as he can fit into his mouth.

I had an Amazon who did a perfect imitation of a ringing telephone (back when phones sounded alike).

Anyone know the parrot joke with the punchline “it’s the butcher!”?

Din-din? Poll Parrot Pie Surprise? Mm mm.

A take off of an old Disney movie, The Parrot Trap".

Owner is overwhelmed, now he has 6 dogs.

Oy!

There was a local liquor store that had a parrot that said: “stop thief” when a customer left the store:)

Parrots can be so clever, read about one who would imitate the sound of a can opener and laugh when the cats came running.

Oh, that poor doggie. He’ll be worn out by the time his human gets home.

That’s hilarious Mark! Well done!

This is just too funny.

It’s just parroting what it heard :)

The dog sure has that parrot trained: By going in circles, it can make the parrot keep repeating itself.

Pavlov’s parrott

Hype, hype, hype, hype, hype!!!