If this relationship was reciprocal, would you get 1 if you multiplied them together? One of them is upside down (and that one appears to be enjoying whatever-this-is to a greater degree).
She must like where her hand is located. Less than a week to go till we find if all the comics are still here or all of Sherpa and half the comics on the main page are gone.
Hey Bobby! How ya doin? I just came from the license bureau in Oregon, and I used my spaghetti strainer as a cap in my drivers license picture! The handle was cut off in the pic but it looks great!
The Joker doing the somersault would disagree with the caption, I think. And as a non-religion with an edible deity (“Full of Complex Carbohydrates”), I believe it it would have a built-in reciprocity – carbohydrates converting to energy. As for relationships, they’re not always reciprocal in other religions, either.
Good name for a resort where people go to negotiate: Recipro City.
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
It’s too much of a strain and everyone wants a pizza the action.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Easy come, easy go.
Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If this relationship was reciprocal, would you get 1 if you multiplied them together? One of them is upside down (and that one appears to be enjoying whatever-this-is to a greater degree).
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Just add a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese.
Okay, that didn’t go to plan, but worship in The Pastafarian Church often goes like that!!
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
Please get your hand out of my rectum.
*Hot Rod* almost 4 years ago
Cheerleaders celebrate another teams touchdown in the Great Ragu Bowl.
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
She must like where her hand is located. Less than a week to go till we find if all the comics are still here or all of Sherpa and half the comics on the main page are gone.
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
gnoc-gnoc-gnocchi on heaven’s door
Mother Thalweg almost 4 years ago
Oh dear. If Rotifer sees this he’ll wear the numbers off the Olive Garden Pasta Pass “someone” (I’m looking at you, Teresa) got him for Christmas.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…yep, just another half baked religion…
…when do noodles become pie crust?…
…just another in the margarines religion…
…at least they live in the salad days…
…some claim the flying spaghetti monster is never ever wrong…
…others believe she is off her noodle…
…at least our chest team can beat those loonies from the Trump cult…
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Hey Bobby! How ya doin? I just came from the license bureau in Oregon, and I used my spaghetti strainer as a cap in my drivers license picture! The handle was cut off in the pic but it looks great!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well… isn’t that just the pot calling the noodles inflexible!
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
The Joker doing the somersault would disagree with the caption, I think. And as a non-religion with an edible deity (“Full of Complex Carbohydrates”), I believe it it would have a built-in reciprocity – carbohydrates converting to energy. As for relationships, they’re not always reciprocal in other religions, either.
Good name for a resort where people go to negotiate: Recipro City.
drycurt almost 4 years ago
I got an e-mail from henderob@spaghettimonster.org wishing me “Happy Holidays”. I’d have thought there’d be less association with Christmas.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
The Little man felt I’ll at ease,
He said: “Some bread Sir, if you please.”
The waiter hollered down the hall:
“You get no bread with your one meat ball.”
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Pffft …
still recovering from yesterday’s prime ribafarian feast …!
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Does the flying spaghetti monster believe in us?
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I believe it’s called “fisting,” and it’s a Good Reason why I am not a pastafarian!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…“Hello, I’m a fundamentalist pastafarian”…
…today’s church believes in putting m&ms and maple syrup on our pasta…
…that is why our founder, The Skipper, has nailed a Luigi’s menu on the pastafarian Church’s door…
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… The holy cauldron of noodles in which the flying spaghetti monster reigns like water to remove the starch from our filet of soles…
…it is not to be blasphemed…
…we drink ‘The’ Eminem’s prue maple syrup…
… we sacrifice to The Real Slim Shady…
…and our meatballs – like are embryos are sold frozen never fresh…
…now, two for twelve dollars…
…one for only a buck…
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…"Greetings, I belong to the reformed pastafarian church…
…we believe-still- that home made sause is an abuse to the great flying spaghetti monster’s will…
…we must defend our sacred factories of meatsauses…
…the blasphemy of homemade sauces stops believers from worshipping at Olive Garden’s every where…
… Fazoli’s are closing …
…and breadsticks are up rising…
…we need to leaven the playing field…
…return to frozen meatballs…
…and pray to the all grated Parmesan cheese…
…we must get down on our knees and garlic the plates and cheesy the bread of life…
…the demonstrative David Crosby is a profit…
…our frozen meatless balls are 6 for ten dollars….
…or a dollar a piece…