F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 16, 2021

That was a smart answer from him. Let’s see how she does.

I think he’s being framed.

Is this like reverse beer goggles? Where taking them off makes you look better rather than putting them on.

A pessimist says the glass looks half empty. An optometrist says does it look more empty like this? Or like this?

The glasses will be safer on the dresser. You won’t remember not being able to see.

You don’t want to know…

Glasses off and a few drinks within.

Definitely more. With them off she’s not so distracted by your warts and other blemishes.

I only where glasses to read. So I don’t wear glasses during conversations at work. It’s always a shocker when you accidentally look at someone up close with them on.

Looks will always change on a person. The personality, not so much….

Maybe, but will he pass the braille test?

How about we both agree to leave our glasses off while dating…

We can both take off our glasses and see how we feel.

There’s nothing more unattractive than a woman who puts vanity ahead of clear vision.