Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw driving down I-5 in 1976. It was on an old red and black Merc, the ones with the roll down back window: “Jesus is coming, and boy, is He mad!”
Reminds me of an episode of “Black Books”, a BBC sitcom from years ago. Black, a bookstore owner, is in a frenzy of “not doing his taxes”. He will even talk to his awful mother rather than work on them. When Christian proselytizers come to his door, he startles them by inviting them inside. In the end, they are so ill-prepared, he winds up educating them on the precepts of Christianity. :) :)
BRIAN: Now, good citizens, please understand, I AM NOT THE ONE!THE GOOD CITIZENS: You Are The Great I AM Then ! You Just Said It…BRIAN: No, No, NO!THE GOOD CITIZENS: YES, YES, YES … KNOW, KNOW, KNOW!BRIAN: CHRIST! …. Alright …. I give up, where do you keep your crucifixes ?
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
But Santa, I don’t celebrate Christmas that way.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
I’m wondering: What did he witness that requires him hiding and needing protection?
iggyman almost 4 years ago
He’s everywhere!
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
You can run but you can’t hide
Better not run either, lightning likes a moving target
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Look, he had a lovely supper, and all he said to his wife was "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!”
pathamil almost 4 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen one on THAT side of a front door…
Gent almost 4 years ago
He had to use those big tech cloud data services.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Lady knocked on my door, asking me to be a witness for Jehovah.
I told her I’d been in the house all day and I hadn’t seen a dam thing!
Pete.Keillor almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw driving down I-5 in 1976. It was on an old red and black Merc, the ones with the roll down back window: “Jesus is coming, and boy, is He mad!”
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He’s been reading The WatchOur house.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Plan B…hang out at LAX airport.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Our Jehovah Witness protection involves a “No Soliciting” sign.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of an episode of “Black Books”, a BBC sitcom from years ago. Black, a bookstore owner, is in a frenzy of “not doing his taxes”. He will even talk to his awful mother rather than work on them. When Christian proselytizers come to his door, he startles them by inviting them inside. In the end, they are so ill-prepared, he winds up educating them on the precepts of Christianity. :) :)
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
’Never could figure out what to do with the well dressed kid when the well dressed lady and I went to the bedroom.
anomaly almost 4 years ago
Clouds can be vindictive.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
His sin was he actually had a short conversation with somebody.
mister_lister almost 4 years ago
No Comment …. ;|
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
He was just in the neighborhood anyway. Mind you, isn’t He said to be everywhere? No gender bias intended.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
When the Jehovah Witnesses came to his door, he yelled at them “Get off my lawn!”.
This is a protection program to protect them from the Jehovah Witnesses.
toyonut almost 4 years ago
Am I the only one the read God’s line in the voice of God in Monty Python? just asking
mister_lister almost 4 years ago
BRIAN: Now, good citizens, please understand, I AM NOT THE ONE!THE GOOD CITIZENS: You Are The Great I AM Then ! You Just Said It…BRIAN: No, No, NO!THE GOOD CITIZENS: YES, YES, YES … KNOW, KNOW, KNOW!BRIAN: CHRIST! …. Alright …. I give up, where do you keep your crucifixes ?
cwg almost 4 years ago
Witless Program.