The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2021

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    But Santa, I don’t celebrate Christmas that way.

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    I’m wondering: What did he witness that requires him hiding and needing protection?

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    He’s everywhere!

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    Doctor Toon  almost 4 years ago

    You can run but you can’t hide

    Better not run either, lightning likes a moving target

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Look, he had a lovely supper, and all he said to his wife was "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!”

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen one on THAT side of a front door…

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    He had to use those big tech cloud data services.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Lady knocked on my door, asking me to be a witness for Jehovah.

    I told her I’d been in the house all day and I hadn’t seen a dam thing!

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    Pete.Keillor  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw driving down I-5 in 1976. It was on an old red and black Merc, the ones with the roll down back window: “Jesus is coming, and boy, is He mad!”

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s been reading The WatchOur house.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Plan B…hang out at LAX airport.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Our Jehovah Witness protection involves a “No Soliciting” sign.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of an episode of “Black Books”, a BBC sitcom from years ago. Black, a bookstore owner, is in a frenzy of “not doing his taxes”. He will even talk to his awful mother rather than work on them. When Christian proselytizers come to his door, he startles them by inviting them inside. In the end, they are so ill-prepared, he winds up educating them on the precepts of Christianity. :) :)

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    ’Never could figure out what to do with the well dressed kid when the well dressed lady and I went to the bedroom.

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    anomaly  almost 4 years ago

    Clouds can be vindictive.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    His sin was he actually had a short conversation with somebody.

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    mister_lister  almost 4 years ago

    No Comment …. ;|

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    He was just in the neighborhood anyway. Mind you, isn’t He said to be everywhere? No gender bias intended.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    When the Jehovah Witnesses came to his door, he yelled at them “Get off my lawn!”.

    This is a protection program to protect them from the Jehovah Witnesses.

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    toyonut  almost 4 years ago

    Am I the only one the read God’s line in the voice of God in Monty Python? just asking

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    mister_lister  almost 4 years ago

    BRIAN: Now, good citizens, please understand, I AM NOT THE ONE!THE GOOD CITIZENS: You Are The Great I AM Then ! You Just Said It…BRIAN: No, No, NO!THE GOOD CITIZENS: YES, YES, YES … KNOW, KNOW, KNOW!BRIAN: CHRIST! …. Alright …. I give up, where do you keep your crucifixes ?

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    cwg  almost 4 years ago

    Witless Program.

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