Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 18, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    Fighting with the rats builds character.

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    LOL! Days like these when is feel for parents, in general. Bless you, brave souls.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    you and your insane imagination, Calvin

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    “Chained in the basement”? Bet that that’s where Stephan King got his ideas. ;-D

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    That won’t work, Calvin. You know that nobody listens to what you tell them.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I don’t often get a LOL moment from ’toons. Much less reruns. But this one pulled it off!

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    He’s always looking to see how far he can push his boundaries!!

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why I didn’t have children.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    That story was too unbelievable. Everybody knows the rats go for the bread first.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Calvin, you just may have reported on your future!

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    The future Corporal King?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe an appointment with the school counselor/psychologist this time?

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    I expected a call from child services.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 3 years ago

    It has come to my attention that poster Charlie Farmer has been surreptitiously banned from talking on these pages for what appears to be no apparent reason as he is not one to make the kind of talk worth being shut out for. I am mounting a write in campaign for his release from the Phantom Zone.

    If you wish to help send your letters to: moderator@gocomics.com  As always, be congenial. I believe Charlie’s dropout to have been done in error.

    My letter to the company:

    Good day, sir or madam. I hope winter isn’t too harsh to you as it has been here with minus zero temps but at least we have not had power outages.

    I am writing you today concerning co poster, Charlie Farmer. He has informed me through emails that he has been blocked from the Comments groups at your institution. I am perplexed at this action as I have never known Charlie to make derogatory remarks to the other posters or to post off color material. He says he has sent two notes to you in the past two weeks or so but has not gotten a response. Regardless, it is my fervent hope that Mr. Farmer can be restored to the ranks of the living, to the groups he participates in before he whittles away to nothing from the deafening silence he is forced to endure as a result of having been banished to the Phantom Zone district of Gocomics. “Praise the company !” Thank you, Mr. Gordon Heavern.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 3 years ago

    For those wondering why Calvin has no siblings.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 3 years ago

    Does Miss Wormwood drink absinthe?

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    dlkrueger33  over 3 years ago

    Personally, as a former teacher, I would give Calvin an “A” for creative writing. The whole idea of these themed assignments is to hone kids’ writing skills. Brownie points for thinking outside the box!

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    deatherage  over 3 years ago

    Dude! In today’s world, it sounds like breaking bad!

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    Dobby53 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Didn’t have any chains (we were too poor for chains) but it was me and the rats in the coal bin every night. Our ‘nest’ kept getting shoveled into the furnace so by spring, there was lots of room for us to huddle in the corners.

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    Actually, it would explain a lot about Calvin.

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    Owhatadoc Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Perhaps my favorite Calvin and Hobbes.

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    Wren Fahel  over 3 years ago

    I remember the strangest parent/teacher conference I ever had. I believe it was my younger daughter’s first-grade one. My husband & I sat down, the teacher faced us…and just started laughing! Just thinking about our girl made her that happy, she explained.

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    MS72  over 3 years ago

    What did people do when comics were only printed in newspapers? Are we so enamored of social media that we cannot imagine life without it?

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    Firestar  over 3 years ago

    “Everything builds character,” says Calvin’s father. eyeroll

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    scotta775  over 3 years ago

    His parents threw down meat, he’s lucky, all I got was gruel.

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    Firestar  over 3 years ago

    To be expected with how much Calvin gets in trouble…..

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, I suppose there will be no meat for chained Calvin tonight. …tsk

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Miss Wormwood wants to know what kind of chains and where to get them!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This was my fave C&H of all!!

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    WoodenNickel1  over 3 years ago

    Holy “Wake Up Little Susie” ship high in transit, huh?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    The thing about the boy who cried wolf? He distracted from where an actual wolf may have been. Calvin could be drawing away attention from children who are actually being abused. Dark for a Thursday, I know.

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    tom_branson  over 3 years ago

    He needs to watch “Willard” and learn how to control the rats!

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    MEPace  over 3 years ago

    WOW! He get’s meat! All I got was a bowl of gruel and it went everywhere when they through it down.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    If “chaining in the basement” was an option for Calvin’s parents, he probably wouldn’t be in school.

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    OK, true story of very young ‘banjo gordy’ in Chatham NJ grade school. Was given a shot for measles & arm very sore. Teacher asked if I was OK, & I said I was bitten by a black Widow spider. All manner of excitement & rushed to school nurse who called my mother…all down hill from there on.

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    BiggerNate91  over 3 years ago

    You know, becoming an author would be a good career for Calvin.

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    ForrestOverin  over 3 years ago

    How else is a mom supposed to get any housecleaning done?!?

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    Robert4170  over 3 years ago

    The conference with the school will likely go something like this:

    Counselor: Calvin’s at it again

    Mom: What did he do this time?

    Counselor: He wrote this (shows paper)

    Mom: Sigh…..I’ll talk to him.

    Counselor: Yes, please do so. Abuse is a serious issue, and he has to understand that pretending about it is not funny.

    Note that the school is very much aware of his extreme fantasizing.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wanna hear the rest of his essay!

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    ekke  over 3 years ago

    And the rats also have the advantage of not being chained.

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    djtenltd  over 3 years ago

    It never ends with Calvin.

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    Nightwatch2007  over 3 years ago

    This is one of my favorite Calvin strips of all time

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    j.l.farmer  over 3 years ago

    i would just have them attend the next time he reads an essay in front of the class; they can hide in the cloak room.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he will get points for creativity.

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    gramps_w  over 3 years ago

    What doesn’t kill ya, makes you stronger.Right?

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    flagmichael  over 3 years ago

    If you want to see a more serious thread about child abuse, hop on over to For Better or For Worse. Nobody is yelling at anybody else but it is pretty raw.

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    kirico  over 3 years ago

    This is a prime example of why I read Calvin and Hobbes.

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    Fred flintstone  over 3 years ago

    such a creative comic strip, YABBA DABBA DOO!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Of course, with the raw meat, the rats turn away from chewing on his stuffed tiger…

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    That is absolutely wonderful opening sentence for a short story. Calvin is destined to be a writer.

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    danholt  over 3 years ago

    Our X Box is in the basement, so that explains everything…

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    Bruce1253  over 3 years ago

    Calvin’s parents could make a lot of money selling their firewood in Texas right now.

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