Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 05, 2021

Shouldn’t they be mushrooms instead!!

Don’t feed them to the cow, she’ll jump over the moon.

Unicorn farts!

Toot, toot!

Is that a pol, telling the truth? :-0

Now how long did it take you to think that one up? By the way, are you married and if so, does your wife understand your humor?

Yeah, that’s a good philosophy, You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.