Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 27, 2021

I suppose if Tommy Jones jumped off a bridge you’d become a cartoonist, No. Wait. I think I have to work on that one!

There HAS to be a “Mom School” where ALL of those phrases are taught…

“Don’t slouch. Sit up straight.”

I’m glad to say that my mom never fit any of those stereotypes.

“Just wait until your father gets home!”

If you break a leg don’t come running home to me!

Eat all your vegetables. There are starving kids in (whatever country was named) that would love to have that.

" Is your arm broken that you didn’t write or call? "

Last year, the Mombies were very busy with “Wash your hands “ and “Don’t touch your face”.

“Your face is going to freeze like that.” “When I was your age…”

picking out the least appealing piece of apparel on the rack, this would look good on you…

Be sure to wear clean underwear in case of an accident.

“Don’t forget to bring an umbrella in case it …. braaaaiiins”

All I know is I remember all those quotes very well!