Check out the story by Thurber; http://stenzel.ucdavis.edu/180/anthology/thurber.html< The Girl and the Wolf >by James Thurber (1939)
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. “Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?” asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother’s house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.
Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.
A lot of women are taking gun training and getting their concealed carry permits today. With the situation in a lot of cities, I don’t blame them. The craziest thing I heard about was in Portland, recently a restaurant called 911 because a crazy guy was pounding on their locked door and screaming. When the police and the cities Enhanced Crisis Intervention Team officer who specializes in crisis communication arrived they backed off and “gave him space” until he smashed the glass and the workers had to barricade themselves in a room. Then the police finally arrested the crazy. https://www.koin.com/news/crime/restaurant-workers-hide-in-freezer-after-ne-portland-break-in/ Sooner or later this is going to get an innocent person killed.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Uh – Ohhh.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 3 years ago
Definitely living up to her last name.
i_am_the_jam about 3 years ago
And she was taking that to Grandma’s?
KenseidenXL about 3 years ago
Anybody with at least half of a brain knows that you use a .45ACP or .357Magnum….
Qiset about 3 years ago
More reasons to carry. You go girl!
Masterskrain about 3 years ago
She’s Glocked and Loaded…
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wolfy is about to be neutered.
pathamil about 3 years ago
So tell me, punk, do you feel lucky?
billrobinsonmusic about 3 years ago
Check out the story by Thurber; http://stenzel.ucdavis.edu/180/anthology/thurber.html< The Girl and the Wolf >by James Thurber (1939)
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. “Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?” asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother’s house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.
Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.
cnkue Premium Member about 3 years ago
Love it! an update of “the Little Girl and the Wolf” from Fables for our Time by James Thurber
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 3 years ago
A lot of women are taking gun training and getting their concealed carry permits today. With the situation in a lot of cities, I don’t blame them. The craziest thing I heard about was in Portland, recently a restaurant called 911 because a crazy guy was pounding on their locked door and screaming. When the police and the cities Enhanced Crisis Intervention Team officer who specializes in crisis communication arrived they backed off and “gave him space” until he smashed the glass and the workers had to barricade themselves in a room. Then the police finally arrested the crazy. https://www.koin.com/news/crime/restaurant-workers-hide-in-freezer-after-ne-portland-break-in/ Sooner or later this is going to get an innocent person killed.
tee929 about 3 years ago
Little Miss Red has been riding in the wrong ’hood!
Andylit Premium Member about 3 years ago
Amazing. Bravo, Dan, bravo.