Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 13, 2021

(Not gonna say it… Not gonna say it… Not gonna say it…)

Bets on it being in the rose bushes.

Does the dirt get dirtier?

SCIENCE!!

Well… that’s also a deep subject.

Doggy logic!

Finally – instead of a socialist we clearly see a SOILEST here.

True, that. If you go down deep enough you can find the leprechauns and they will give you a bag of gold as a reward. While your at it, bring back some worms and we’ll go fishing later.

This is a variation of an old rule of thumb: When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

In other news, water is wet.

Did you know that muddy dogs inevitably lead to baths?

Unless you are a drill bit

when you are up to your butt in alligators etc.

By the way, we struck oil.

Do not let that dog in with muddy paws. Clean them off outside.

“The first rule of holes: If you get in one, stop digging.” Donald Rumsfeld…