Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 11, 2021

Honey are you chewing gum? No, I have a cold.

I’ve heard that speaking in tongues is the language of love.

“Just checking the tonsils.”

Bleah!

Lots of oral noises…..

Apparently, the flush of my toilet share the same language.

sucking face seen in a whole new light…

How do we know for sure it’s love and not lust?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip! Pop! Pluck, Pluck! Unbuckle! Slip! ……

Make a joyful sound !

She must like “old” salts. While he must be checking for freshness.

Sharing a meal……

Shooka-shooka?

Those sounds are associated with another activity, but only the sailor would have been in the picture….

When I was very young I remember hearing such sounds coming from my parents bedroom. Later, sibling #4 came to live with us.

Snap, Crackle and Pop are getting jealous…

Memo to Lucky Liz in the original art: your date might take you a little more seriously if you wore a different skirt. That thing’s … alarming.

Early concept art for the Human Centipede (detail).

’Lip smacking dialogue’ is a great way to say that!

Tongue in cheek humor.

Always loved a man in uniform….Navy men do slosh around when they’re kissing…

A good way to start Monday. Thanks, John. Have a a blessed day my friend.

What a gentleman. He only had one stick of gum but he was willing to share.

Ha Ha!

I just replaced her lip gloss with superglue!

Many years ago, National Lampoon offered a recording called “The Sounds of Physical Love” which let us hear those sounds in many different countries and languages. The punch line was that the “Sounds” were exactly the same wherever.

After the mmf, gurgle, slurp, and glop come…”Oh yes, deeper….oh..oh..ohhhh!”

One of them must be hungry.

They’re checking each others’ vocal cords.

Good work, you three. But, are you sure they don’t need SCUBA gear?

Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!

“Darling, when I kissed you it reminded me of a man I saved from drowning – I hope you’re as grateful”…

At least they’re not talking while they’re kissing — never quite understood how some of the comics characters managed that.

Nice! (My first comment here, after reading U for a long time…) Sometimes your stuff borders on — Coyote poetry . The beauty of the vulgar! Keep it up! I love the lack of cynicissism in this one, & appreciation of the Spark of Life!

With great effort she mumbled, “More tongue,”

Woof bloogle jiiig, jig woof bloogle woof. If you know where that love song came from then you must love old, old movie comedies.