Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 04, 2021

I’m still waiting to see a “Meatloaf-on-a-Stick” shop.

Now we know.

I can’t think of anything in 1996 that might have precipitated this.

Better than anything McSlimeald’s offers…

“Meatloaf-On-A-Stick: it looks probey, you don’t remember them preparing it, and it’s served at exact human body temperature.”

And here’s their ad jingle: “Johnny had some Meatloaf On A Stick™”

“Bovine entrails in a cup”? I suppose. People eat Thai after all.

if it is on a stick it must be good

This is the best bovine-entrails-in-cup ever. They ran the old bovine-entrails-in-cup guy out of business. People come from all over to get this.

Hell, just have a corndog on a stick… it ain’t all that much different! Just a different form of unidentifiable chunks of mystery meat, entrails, and droppings shaped and cooked…but with a delicious cornmeal based coating soaked in lard!!

Meatloaf on a stick? The people who market kofta will probably sue.

I am still holding out for gazpacho in a straw.

Zorek, can you help me?

Chitterlings on a Stick. Now with more insulin.

Their flagship product ‘Pizza in a Cup’ had a short run due to the Jerk they hired to promote it.

Nice to see that Meatloaf-on-a-Stick™ has embraced the times. There’s now air fryer cooking instructions, as well as (in Georgia only) Jewish space laser cooking instructions on the packaging.

You used to be able to buy it at the grocery store. It was called “mock chicken legs.” Back then you had to cook them. These days they would have to be microwaveable.

It’s always some country guy in a plaid shirt that has the encounter. I’ll start to believe it when, say, an actuary in a cheap suit and tie has an abduction story to tell.

Why Numpty had to institute a Space Force—too much competition with the proposed Trump Steaks II.

Meatloaf-on-a-stick sounds like a winner to me.

(Bovine-entrails-in-a cup, not so much.)

The pseudo arachnids from Alpha Lyra occasionally eat parts of cows or other animals if their food runs out. They most resemble giant spiders.