Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 16, 2021

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Gee whilikers!

What the foul-mouth!

I have an acquired immunity towards swear words, but I might still be a carrier.

Fortunately, I’ve had my anti-aunty vaccination.

900???? What are they? The words I learned from my dad are SO inadequate these days.

I don’t have that many “bad words” and I’ve picked up dozens of them from the large immigrant population of my home town! :-p

Was Auntie in the military or construction?

900!!??! Now that is some creative cussing.

I bet she dropped it on purpose.

The 900 must include derivatives and tenses.

Ni*on, Har*er, Rea*an, Thac*her!!!!

Aunty is an amateur if her jar only contained 900 swear words! :-D

Not to worry, I’m sure you a few more around.

As Yosemite Sam would say, “Ratta Fratta Shatta!”

OF ALL THE ↕╠£§þ‼

Sound tracks: Hudson & Landry “Obscene Phone Bust” & Jim Backus, title cut from “Dirty Old Man”.

Run for cover when I start swearing in Klingon.